Watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Roast Ted Cruz to His Face

07 November, 2018, 08:30 | Author: Clarence Schmidt
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Cruz, bless him, does his best to appear to be a good sport and even tries to land a barb of his own by reminding Triumph: "Just remember, it wasn't the Republicans, it was the Democrats that took you into the vet to get fixed, and there is freedom on the other side!"

News and ABC News are both projecting Ted Cruz has defeated O'Rourke. Cruz led O'Rourke 50.9 to 48.4 percent with 81 percent of precincts reporting. Almost 4.9 million people voted in Texas' 30 largest counties during the early-voting period, surpassing the total number of votes cast throughout the state in the last midterm election, according to the secretary of state's office. He first stops at a rally for Beto O'Rourke, where he jokes that all the supporters share the same Netflix account.

What's more exciting than voting in the midterm elections? Triumph also pokes fun at Beto's punk rocker past, saying that his music is bad enough to deter anyone from trying to cross the border. The charge was later dismissed.

In turn, Cruz garnered praise from President Trump, who referred to his former political rival as "Beautiful Ted" in the days ahead of the vote. I have a preexisting condition that makes me vomit out of my eyes whenever I look at you.


Throughout the campaign, Cruz has assured voters that Texas is and will remain a conservative stronghold, frequently dismissing O'Rourke's media attention as hype.

"I gave two legs for this country", Lee said in the spot.

"I'm here at the Ted Cruz rally", Triumph announces, "or a Duck Dynasty cosplay convention". A Democrat hasn't won a Texas Senate seat since 1988, and no one from the party has captured any statewide office since 1994, the nation's longest political losing streak. That proved to be the case.

"Ted, is it true that you will defend the constitution at all costs?" ". and it is my hope, with the bitterness and division we see nationally, we can come together, respecting each other's decency, humanity and treating each other how we should treat each other".

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